Adam Green

Her name was Kimberly,
how fucking common.

Three years ago her name was at least Audrey.
One year ago, maybe Andrea.

He always did this.
At this point there was already a short story being published about her.
She, of course, didn't know that.

Kimberly, Kimber even, with her spidery legs and bulimia teeth.

In Adam's old notebooks Andrea/Kimberly had..
Nevermind.
He always did this.

He took a breath and held the air in while trying to ignore her stupid checkstand anecdotes. Kimberly was officially not his muse anymore.

Her name wasn't even the worst part.
She was a single-parent.

In fifteen minutes she has poisoned everything about herself.
Why did he even bother?

Audrey would have been his wife, easily.
In his notebooks she was a virgin, she knew german.

This was just stupid and this was a date.

Kimberly liked his stubble, she said, "Colin Farrell".

For the love of..

She said "her nieces" and he wrote on his napkin,

"Kimberly is a stupid cunt, Andrea is dead."

The story in the paper would probably win him an award, that was why they were here.
On a date.

He folded his napkin and she said "painted a picture in Kindergarten" and he wrote:

"I am forever a retarded fuck who never learns."